When I was little, I got in trouble for calling people names. So, as I was put in time out for doing something (I got in time out a lot), my mom said that I turned and looked at her and with my meanest voice said, “You…you…ALLIGATOR.”

Well, today during school Ace wasn’t listening to me and so we put up the craft we were working on. He looked at me and said…

“You…you’re a shoo fly. You’re not the mommy, you’re a shoo fly.”

I lost it and just started laughing at him. Such a good mommy!