Funnies from the kids:

Ace: We had apples, bananas and parrots for breakfast.
(This after we were asking them about their weekend and having to get specific about things like food. I think…hope…he meant pears)

Zoe: Papa and Grandmere read the Chronicle Son to us.
(The Prodigal Son)

Ace: These are my lookers.
(His binoculars that we got for him while away)

Yes, folks, this transpired all in one night!